Sometimes I think, “Wow, I should be more of a person on tumblr.”
So I guess I’ll be a person.
Here are some interesting facts about me:
- I am at least 3/4 a person.
- I might be turning into a lizard.
- I go to art school only semi-ironically.
- I remember minute details about people’s lives and then repeat them at much later dates so we can both feel awkward.
- I can drink enough coffee to have to go to the bathroom really badly, but never enough coffee to be fully awake.
- I am really good at eavesdropping.
*No, ma’am, I am sorry if you are unsatisfied with these really interesting facts. We have a no return policy here.